i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality
I am a team player.
im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
Disney makes me laugh whenever they make something about Gaston
One large egg (the kind you usually get at the grocery store) averages around 70 calories, so he would consume 4,200 calories from eggs if he ate 60 eggs per day.
From those eggs he would also consume roughly:
- 300 grams of Total Fat
- 11,100 milligrams of Cholesterol
- 4,200 milligrams of Sodium
- 360 grams of Protein
i just time traveled
don’t believe me? well look at this
u time traveled and all u fucking did was play around on the computer
Johnny Depp hides from paparazzi using a Nicolas Cage photograph on set of From Hell
its like he wanted it to be on Tumblr
THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE
NO IT’S NOT TRUE NO NO NO
iTS TRUE WE HAVE BEEN SO BLIND
“SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARVES” UM NO MORE LIKE “SNOW WHITE AND STATUTORY RAPE”
weird i always pictured belle as like 19 or at least 20-given the age of maurice and also she marries a PRINCE!! also technically does this mean ariel would be on 16 and pregnant? or do we not speak of that sequel here?